psychotic isn’t a synonym for evil and twisted or dangerous. psychotic is a synonym for really fucking hot
gameshow where you have to identify your mutuals' main blorbos and their relevant traits. there's no money involved but the winner does get kissed on the mouth mob boss style
actually wait this would be a great ask game. reblog to have your mutuals list off your blorbos in your ask box
every Killers song sounds like the ramblings of that one incoherently drunk girl in the bathroom and i think that’s incredible sexy of them
like, ur so right queen, he DOESN’T look a thing like jesus… (?????)
wait, wait, wait- WHOSE boyfriend looks like a girlfriend you had in february of last year?
girlie, i’m glad you’re doing just fine, but WHY were you in a CAGE PLEASE TELL ME THAT’S A METAPHOR??
no, i don’t know if we’re human or if we’re dancer, but my friends are leaving the bar so i gotta- dancer. we’re dancer- NO DON’T CRY
when your mutual reblogs something with a full page of tags its like. girl (gender neutral) i am filling my mug with coffee and reading this like the morning paper. i am so interested in your thoughts on this post. i love you.